Collaboratively Written By: David Guy Ramirez, Ben Vest, Lee Todd Lacks, CJ Foster, Armistead Lindsey, Ruth Doyle, Ian Visible, Rebel Jones, Daniel Bogogolela, Brandon Snyder, Tracy Shults-Wright, & Fe Paglinawan
Here we go again... Another adventure begins My cousin and her mom are having a "discussion" An open dialogue leading to.. Many other worldly views If they ever listened to each other that is With many similarities so different than this Well their views are quite diverse Always interrupting, they both wanna speak first So they decided to toss a coin But when it landed on it's side The bickering drowned them with an almighty tidal wave Do they called in best friend dave To decide the undecidable for as it's seen Dave told my cousin Stacy's mom, "I know how to end this battle." Smacking his palm with the edge of his paddle. Now his done to his hand some damage Speaking typos unable to manage. So had to start again After a few smacks they’ll be on the mend. So I will have to get up and press send Each of them nursing a sore rear end Maybe after a rest that you Need to spend Before it sends you around the bend Verbal assaults they contend Cos they went to find a friend Well I’m sure they could pretend. Sure it will work out in the end But if not it’s their life’s to defend Well maybe a hand will lend Lets go into the cot and take the babies rattle How bout no, and let’s get Betsy’s saddle? Then she will run off I will say skedaddle That's if she wasn't still sore from the sting of the paddle Well she wasn't but her brain was a bit addle(d) As Betsy stood rubbing her rear end, Dave said, "You oughta think before you prattle." With a gooey gravy dripping ladle. Betsy waits eagerly as she thrusts out her hips Bracing for impact of belts and whips. Contradicting herself with each set of lips Lessons never learned from the strokes of the belt. Or any punishments That have been dealt She had a dark rebellious essence about her... As she had been to hell and back And this time won’t be attacked For she has pillaged and ransacked Gathering her things, she packed. And went out on her way but she knew she needed discipline, so she ultimately chose to stay With a man who had been bruising her. But she needed vengeance cos she Was such a bitch It was her turn with the switch Should she slay or stay with someone who scratched her guilty itch? Concoct a potion, cast a spell? Anything’s capable for this naughty witch. That's when their places have now been swapped but if Dave ever finds out about Betsy's vengeful plot Surely he would punish her and leave her to rot which might lead us to wonder if she's hoping to get caught And then the plans- all to hell will be shot! Those lines between pleasure and pain seem to be getting very thin. Here we go again. 😈 To get back where we’ve been with a dollop more sin. No time for losers, it's time to win So, no frontin’ me off Betsy! ... I am the evil twin! can we just sit down? let us stop this nonsense. Fair enough! Is what I hear speaking a voice of calm reason?
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